![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He removed the plastic cover off each one, ripped off a leg, took a big bite, jammed the leg back inside the cavity of the chicken, and replaced the cover of each. When they both ran down the aisle yelling, I figured that was my cue to move my ass and finish up my shopping trip.Ī few months back, I’d seen a man sample a dozen whole rotisserie chickens. I watched, fascinated by how serious she was, while she sampled six different deodorants before a store employee finally noticed what she was doing. Again, she plucked the top off, sniffed, then swiped under each of her pits. Replacing the cap, she examined the shelf for a moment before picking another brand. ![]() She opened the top of the stick and sniffed it, then proceeded to lift one side of her shirt and wipe the deodorant under her armpit, then moved on to the other. I backed up enough to hide my body behind the endcap and peeked my head out to watch the action.Ī woman with the frizziest, most unnatural color of red hair placed a deodorant back on the shelf and grabbed a new one. But after taking a step or two, I couldn’t help myself. I pushed my shopping cart forward rather than turning to walk down the aisle I’d originally planned. ![]()
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